Post by jaredjet on Aug 19, 2015 16:50:44 GMT -6
AUGUST 19TH - JARED JET'S APARTMENT
We open to Jared Jet's apartment in Pitsburgh, Pennslvania. Jared's pad is mad into the Eagles, sporting a Eagles Banner behind his couch, mugs with the Philly Eagle Logo and we can hear on the television the CBS Sports playing in the background. The unknown cameraman turns the camera to now show Jared Jet with his Chaos Wrestling DVD, Yes DVD of his debut he ordered from ChaosWrestling.com as he stands there wearing his new Jersey, his Philly, Fishy, Canadian Bacon Jersey which reads Bacon on the front, on the back reads "Philly" and underneath "01". Jersey is salmon pink.
"You know, I was gonna enjoy a nice evening with Miss Touchdown, watch The Longest Yard, the remake and original when I stumbled on Chaos Wrestling's Youtube Channel and saw what Johnny Evil said about me, that I'm using the juice? Nah Brah, I'm 100% natural so I get why your jealous of my mad guns, my chiselled physique but what I know will really make you tear that greasy hair out is when I walk out with that Chaos Championship Belt. You've locked me in a cage, and you might be an animal Johnny Evil, but the deadliest animal on the planet is Man, I will be the hunter in that cage and I'll put a beast like you down like the baby chimp in Tarzan.
Game will be up bro, three sets, three cages, 2 pinfalls needed and 1 title, this pyramid needs it's pharoh, yeah I had a nerd look that up for me, and it's damn true Evil, call me Emperor Chaos. I don't take kindly to accusations from people who say I juice. So when we're in that cage, I will grate your head like cheese on the walls and slow you right down with blood lose, thanks to a neighbour nerd, I learned that will slow you down majorly so everyone in that cage will one way or another spill their blood and Jared Jet, the James Lars Favorite will be Chaos Champion.."
Jared slams the ball into his palm and points at the camera
"Don't worry coach, I will be your guy, your captain ready to lead this promotion to quarter #2, Supershow #2 and defeat whatever sucker that washed up and decided to try and take my title from me. I'm going home with the title, to Philadelphia, we may not have won the NBA, NFL but we will win the Chaos Championship, We may not travel across the United States but we're gonna walk into Chaos Wrestling in spirit, in the form of Jared Jet, who will shoulder check each and everyone of you guys in that cage, because no amount of opponents can stand between me and that Championship Gold, Nobody Evil, Nobody."
Miss Touchdown filming turns off the video
We open to Jared Jet's apartment in Pitsburgh, Pennslvania. Jared's pad is mad into the Eagles, sporting a Eagles Banner behind his couch, mugs with the Philly Eagle Logo and we can hear on the television the CBS Sports playing in the background. The unknown cameraman turns the camera to now show Jared Jet with his Chaos Wrestling DVD, Yes DVD of his debut he ordered from ChaosWrestling.com as he stands there wearing his new Jersey, his Philly, Fishy, Canadian Bacon Jersey which reads Bacon on the front, on the back reads "Philly" and underneath "01". Jersey is salmon pink.
"You know, I was gonna enjoy a nice evening with Miss Touchdown, watch The Longest Yard, the remake and original when I stumbled on Chaos Wrestling's Youtube Channel and saw what Johnny Evil said about me, that I'm using the juice? Nah Brah, I'm 100% natural so I get why your jealous of my mad guns, my chiselled physique but what I know will really make you tear that greasy hair out is when I walk out with that Chaos Championship Belt. You've locked me in a cage, and you might be an animal Johnny Evil, but the deadliest animal on the planet is Man, I will be the hunter in that cage and I'll put a beast like you down like the baby chimp in Tarzan.
Game will be up bro, three sets, three cages, 2 pinfalls needed and 1 title, this pyramid needs it's pharoh, yeah I had a nerd look that up for me, and it's damn true Evil, call me Emperor Chaos. I don't take kindly to accusations from people who say I juice. So when we're in that cage, I will grate your head like cheese on the walls and slow you right down with blood lose, thanks to a neighbour nerd, I learned that will slow you down majorly so everyone in that cage will one way or another spill their blood and Jared Jet, the James Lars Favorite will be Chaos Champion.."
Jared slams the ball into his palm and points at the camera
"Don't worry coach, I will be your guy, your captain ready to lead this promotion to quarter #2, Supershow #2 and defeat whatever sucker that washed up and decided to try and take my title from me. I'm going home with the title, to Philadelphia, we may not have won the NBA, NFL but we will win the Chaos Championship, We may not travel across the United States but we're gonna walk into Chaos Wrestling in spirit, in the form of Jared Jet, who will shoulder check each and everyone of you guys in that cage, because no amount of opponents can stand between me and that Championship Gold, Nobody Evil, Nobody."
Miss Touchdown filming turns off the video