Post by jaredjet on Sept 4, 2015 16:34:54 GMT -6
We open up to the bright lights of a sports center webshow held. We see camera crew and stuff preparing the set and cameras for the upcoming show. On set is a small couch, red that seats two and has a rather spongy back and memoryfoam seating with metalic legs that cascade into the flooring. The flooring has been carpeted in a dark blue to bring focus to the set. Next to the Chair is a small desk with a philly eagles bobble head upon it. The host walks on, with a rather large beard and black framed glasses in a loose fitting black sports coat and a shirt on with the webcasts logo. He picks up his cards and bangs them on the table
"Ladies And Gentlemen, welcome to our next broadcast and the man who I'll be speaking to has been wrestling now for a Year. Please allow me to introduce to you...Jared Jet and Miss Touchdown....."
Jared Jet's theme music plays and he walks out looking rather dashing than his other videos. He's cleaned up, hair has been gelled back and combed. He has a clean shaven face and has on a rather nice fitting, almost tailor made three piece suit on with a cerulean shirt undereath and Miss Touchdown on his arm, dressed to the nines in her little black dress as they take a seat on the couch
"Thanks for having me on here"
"Now Jared, coming up this September is your match against Tyler Keenan and Chris Mosh. You'll be teaming with Ethan Evans just moments after the Steel Cage match you...and we have a picture of you..sacking both Al Nova and Johnny Evil through the cage door, now I notice your not with the champion....."
"Well Kevin, It appears shoddy calls don't escape Chaos Wrestling. If you, being a Hulu subscriber, go back to the debut episode of Anarchy, James Lars clearly says you must grab the belt and exit the cage. He clearly says this yet, when myself, Al and Johnny exited the cage with the title, by the rules laid out to us, we should all 3 be champions. Now I don't know if James Lars then went and said to Al and Johnny, psst guys, just so you know, if there is a tie, it's tug of war. I was not told that, I thought I'd won the title Kevin and the fact that I'm not considered the contender is shoddy to say the least. I came out there, I stole the highlight reel moment"
"Well you do have a point there, but I'm sure James Lars will offer a clarification on Anarchy, but what I'd like to quickly address is your opponents, comments they have made, all directed at your football background....."
Kevin, the host shuffles his card over as Jared crosses his leg and egdes off the couch slightly
"That's all they can say. Unlike my opponents, I have dug into someone's history. Tyler Keenan's history, thanks to a Nerd and an Internet Database, Tyler Keenan was apart of a team called Extremely Lethal, and has yet to win a match Kevin, he's a stone cold loser before he's even stepped into the Dungeon. But these people can only refer to me as some jock, and while I am an avid fan of American Football, these people define me as that and throw out Roid Head - to paraphrase our tug of war champion Johnny Evil, or Jock, quoting the Loser Tyler Keenan, or Chris Mosh calling me "The Football Player". Well here I've been called the Face of Chaos Wrestling....James Lars's chosen one, until that questionable rule at Origins...."
Jared pauses as he gets handed a cup of water by a crew member and takes a sip
"But Jared Jet is a 1 Year Veteran. I debuted for a small promotion in Philadelphia, I've spoken about it already, but I fought for Wrestling Showdown shortly before it ended getting taken over by a major promotion where I also compete, where Tyler Keenan's also fighting. I've had my rookie year and I've been the runner up A LOT. ARK King of Trios 2014 Runners Up, and it appears Chaos Champion runner up. But I grew up in Philadelphia, and I got introduced to pro Wrestling as most youngsters do, through backyard wrestling. Well as you can tell I'm a broad guy and as a youngster, I was a husky broad kid and I sacked a few kids through our fence while playing wrestling in the backyard. I wanted to wrestle, and unlike the kids who went on to this and that, I went on to Pro Wrestling...."
"So these guys who call me, The Jock, The Football Player. They don't know my passion, they don't know that as soon as Anarchy starts up, I'll have my fist on James's door asking about this WCW Rule added he decided to throw in at the end. Last I checked it was Chaos Wrestling. And I don't see why he's put me in this tag match with Ethan Evans. I've done more than Evans did and he's been here since day one. I got a freaking Chaos Title shot before he did. I can't help but think I'm getting punished by Chaos Wrestling....I mean they turn a cage match into a silly tug of war, then stick me with Ethan Evans who somehow, after losing ever damn match he ever had here, got a Mayhem Title shot., so they stick me with this nerdy loser against Chris Mosh and Tyler Keenan. Two guys who are fresh meat in this promotion..."
Jared pauses to take a sip and Miss Touchdown squeezes his arm from support
"It's been like that my whole life Kevin. I aim to do my best and I get screwed over and then punished. I thought this promotion was different. But it's just like junior high. Our team, basketball team, set to make it to regionals and a referee gets changed around, calls false fouls on our squad, calls travelling, possession fouls, no matter how well I or my team did, we were set to lose. Well I',m tired of that and I'm tired of this run around. Anarchy 5 won't be one to miss because not only will I be getting to the root of James Lars changing favorites but you'll see me at my A-Game, like I was on my debut, when I sacked Roach, Toad and Samuel Amos, where are they? They couldn't recover from that loss."
"Now that's True...We haven't seen much of those tackle dummies. And I can see that your clearly annoyed with how Origins went down. But you really can't dwell on the past so my question is, what's the future for Jared?..."
Jared finishes his half of the cup and passes it to Miss Touchdown who takes a sip before handing it back to crew
"The future for me is my shot, My Wrestling Title shot Kevin. I will compete against Tyler Keenan, new comer, Chris Mosh, new comer while Ethan Evans enjoys being benched for the evening, as I run the gun show over Party Boy and The Arrival and then heck, I may even shock the world with another highlight, a double sacking on both rookies. I see it as them in my way, I wanted that title gold, and soon enough I'll be holding that gold again, once I pick up the victory, and yes, It will be me picking up that important win"
"Well we here wish you luck Jared on your future in the company, we know our viewers will tune in to find out if this "shoddy" victory will have a solution, thank you both for joining us, catch Jared on Chaos Wrestling, Rocket Wrestling Promotions, Snackage Pro, he's booked in quite a few places, I've been Kevin and we'll catch you all next time..."
The feed ends with black credits
"Ladies And Gentlemen, welcome to our next broadcast and the man who I'll be speaking to has been wrestling now for a Year. Please allow me to introduce to you...Jared Jet and Miss Touchdown....."
Jared Jet's theme music plays and he walks out looking rather dashing than his other videos. He's cleaned up, hair has been gelled back and combed. He has a clean shaven face and has on a rather nice fitting, almost tailor made three piece suit on with a cerulean shirt undereath and Miss Touchdown on his arm, dressed to the nines in her little black dress as they take a seat on the couch
"Thanks for having me on here"
"Now Jared, coming up this September is your match against Tyler Keenan and Chris Mosh. You'll be teaming with Ethan Evans just moments after the Steel Cage match you...and we have a picture of you..sacking both Al Nova and Johnny Evil through the cage door, now I notice your not with the champion....."
"Well Kevin, It appears shoddy calls don't escape Chaos Wrestling. If you, being a Hulu subscriber, go back to the debut episode of Anarchy, James Lars clearly says you must grab the belt and exit the cage. He clearly says this yet, when myself, Al and Johnny exited the cage with the title, by the rules laid out to us, we should all 3 be champions. Now I don't know if James Lars then went and said to Al and Johnny, psst guys, just so you know, if there is a tie, it's tug of war. I was not told that, I thought I'd won the title Kevin and the fact that I'm not considered the contender is shoddy to say the least. I came out there, I stole the highlight reel moment"
"Well you do have a point there, but I'm sure James Lars will offer a clarification on Anarchy, but what I'd like to quickly address is your opponents, comments they have made, all directed at your football background....."
Kevin, the host shuffles his card over as Jared crosses his leg and egdes off the couch slightly
"That's all they can say. Unlike my opponents, I have dug into someone's history. Tyler Keenan's history, thanks to a Nerd and an Internet Database, Tyler Keenan was apart of a team called Extremely Lethal, and has yet to win a match Kevin, he's a stone cold loser before he's even stepped into the Dungeon. But these people can only refer to me as some jock, and while I am an avid fan of American Football, these people define me as that and throw out Roid Head - to paraphrase our tug of war champion Johnny Evil, or Jock, quoting the Loser Tyler Keenan, or Chris Mosh calling me "The Football Player". Well here I've been called the Face of Chaos Wrestling....James Lars's chosen one, until that questionable rule at Origins...."
Jared pauses as he gets handed a cup of water by a crew member and takes a sip
"But Jared Jet is a 1 Year Veteran. I debuted for a small promotion in Philadelphia, I've spoken about it already, but I fought for Wrestling Showdown shortly before it ended getting taken over by a major promotion where I also compete, where Tyler Keenan's also fighting. I've had my rookie year and I've been the runner up A LOT. ARK King of Trios 2014 Runners Up, and it appears Chaos Champion runner up. But I grew up in Philadelphia, and I got introduced to pro Wrestling as most youngsters do, through backyard wrestling. Well as you can tell I'm a broad guy and as a youngster, I was a husky broad kid and I sacked a few kids through our fence while playing wrestling in the backyard. I wanted to wrestle, and unlike the kids who went on to this and that, I went on to Pro Wrestling...."
"So these guys who call me, The Jock, The Football Player. They don't know my passion, they don't know that as soon as Anarchy starts up, I'll have my fist on James's door asking about this WCW Rule added he decided to throw in at the end. Last I checked it was Chaos Wrestling. And I don't see why he's put me in this tag match with Ethan Evans. I've done more than Evans did and he's been here since day one. I got a freaking Chaos Title shot before he did. I can't help but think I'm getting punished by Chaos Wrestling....I mean they turn a cage match into a silly tug of war, then stick me with Ethan Evans who somehow, after losing ever damn match he ever had here, got a Mayhem Title shot., so they stick me with this nerdy loser against Chris Mosh and Tyler Keenan. Two guys who are fresh meat in this promotion..."
Jared pauses to take a sip and Miss Touchdown squeezes his arm from support
"It's been like that my whole life Kevin. I aim to do my best and I get screwed over and then punished. I thought this promotion was different. But it's just like junior high. Our team, basketball team, set to make it to regionals and a referee gets changed around, calls false fouls on our squad, calls travelling, possession fouls, no matter how well I or my team did, we were set to lose. Well I',m tired of that and I'm tired of this run around. Anarchy 5 won't be one to miss because not only will I be getting to the root of James Lars changing favorites but you'll see me at my A-Game, like I was on my debut, when I sacked Roach, Toad and Samuel Amos, where are they? They couldn't recover from that loss."
"Now that's True...We haven't seen much of those tackle dummies. And I can see that your clearly annoyed with how Origins went down. But you really can't dwell on the past so my question is, what's the future for Jared?..."
Jared finishes his half of the cup and passes it to Miss Touchdown who takes a sip before handing it back to crew
"The future for me is my shot, My Wrestling Title shot Kevin. I will compete against Tyler Keenan, new comer, Chris Mosh, new comer while Ethan Evans enjoys being benched for the evening, as I run the gun show over Party Boy and The Arrival and then heck, I may even shock the world with another highlight, a double sacking on both rookies. I see it as them in my way, I wanted that title gold, and soon enough I'll be holding that gold again, once I pick up the victory, and yes, It will be me picking up that important win"
"Well we here wish you luck Jared on your future in the company, we know our viewers will tune in to find out if this "shoddy" victory will have a solution, thank you both for joining us, catch Jared on Chaos Wrestling, Rocket Wrestling Promotions, Snackage Pro, he's booked in quite a few places, I've been Kevin and we'll catch you all next time..."
The feed ends with black credits