Post by cmosh on Sept 14, 2015 0:21:21 GMT -6
*Cameras are outside of a door as we hear someone sing “Boyfriend” by Justin Bieber. (It is not that bad). The cameras come in as we see Chris Mosh singing his heart out with some dance moves as well. Then he notices the cameras and pauses the background music*
Mosh: OH hey guys, you didn’t catch that all right… You did, well I guess it is not a surprise now. I was setting up my karaoke machine. I mean what kind of party doesn’t have a karaoke machine. Now I know I’m a horrible singer.
Camera man: actually Chris you are very good
Mosh: Thanks but you don’t have to lie, but let me guess you’re here about Jackson Santee, well first off Jackson, the cream the doctors gave me for my face after you decide to put my face on my grill worked actually pretty good, you can barely see it anymore, but it is time for a little pay back. See Jackson, we are going to be locked in a cage with weapons and the only way to win is to beat you senseless. Now I don’t know if you ever been to a party but they get crazy and well I have been in some crazy parties where I end up being the only one awake after ten to about twenty beers, and being able to wake up before everyone else and have no hangover. Now this is a little different but it is still crazy and well I can be crazy and all I have to do is keep you down for a count of ten and I’m fine with doing that, the only thing I won’t like doing is showing these kids violence, so parent or guardians, if you could please not show this match to the kid you take care of because what I do to Jackson or vise versa, what Jackson does to me is not right, plus this match is going to be really graphic, so please don’t have your kids watch this match, but back to you Jackson. This match is graphic, I will use my hand, chairs, beer cans, beer bottles, kegs, and whatever else I can get my hands on to keep you down for a count of ten and by the end off the night, I after I walk away the winner because people want to keep putting me down as a person who is not title worthy, well once you can’t move it will prove that I’m the top contender for the Bedlam Title and you will your just some person who can’t compete with top contenders because all you do is attack those guys when they are not looking, so Jackson get ready for the beating of your life because you may see me as the goof, beer drinking, not caring about this business, nobody, but at the end of the night you will think different and Chaos wrestling will think of me differently because no one is going to stop me to gaining the Bedlam Title to show how loyal I am to this show.
Now while you are still hear I want to talk to Mrs. Lars. Mrs. Lars, why do you hate me, why don’t you like me? I mean I’m not mean to you and I wouldn’t let anyone harm you or Mr. Lars. I like the kids and the people that show there to support to this company, even if they hate me; I still support them because at least they notice me. Now I know you think I’m just some crazy drunk, well I’m not, I’m a business man and I only really party before the matches and after the matches and on the Friday and Saturday, because on Sunday I have to be ready for work and I’m responsible, so Mrs. Lars, if you could before, during, or after the show if you want to come join my party, but make sure it is not my turn to sing for karaoke, and interview me, so I can show you that I’m here for Chaos and you can tell me how I can please you, so that you can like me just like your husband and son, because I don’t know if you know this but your son is a really big party animal. Sorry Canden if I wasn’t suppose to say that.
Now if you can I need to finish this song and make sure I have everything set up for next week’s party.
*Mosh smirks*
Mosh Out
*Cameras walk out of the locker room as Chris Mosh restarts “Boyfriend” by Justin Bieber again*
Mosh: OH hey guys, you didn’t catch that all right… You did, well I guess it is not a surprise now. I was setting up my karaoke machine. I mean what kind of party doesn’t have a karaoke machine. Now I know I’m a horrible singer.
Camera man: actually Chris you are very good
Mosh: Thanks but you don’t have to lie, but let me guess you’re here about Jackson Santee, well first off Jackson, the cream the doctors gave me for my face after you decide to put my face on my grill worked actually pretty good, you can barely see it anymore, but it is time for a little pay back. See Jackson, we are going to be locked in a cage with weapons and the only way to win is to beat you senseless. Now I don’t know if you ever been to a party but they get crazy and well I have been in some crazy parties where I end up being the only one awake after ten to about twenty beers, and being able to wake up before everyone else and have no hangover. Now this is a little different but it is still crazy and well I can be crazy and all I have to do is keep you down for a count of ten and I’m fine with doing that, the only thing I won’t like doing is showing these kids violence, so parent or guardians, if you could please not show this match to the kid you take care of because what I do to Jackson or vise versa, what Jackson does to me is not right, plus this match is going to be really graphic, so please don’t have your kids watch this match, but back to you Jackson. This match is graphic, I will use my hand, chairs, beer cans, beer bottles, kegs, and whatever else I can get my hands on to keep you down for a count of ten and by the end off the night, I after I walk away the winner because people want to keep putting me down as a person who is not title worthy, well once you can’t move it will prove that I’m the top contender for the Bedlam Title and you will your just some person who can’t compete with top contenders because all you do is attack those guys when they are not looking, so Jackson get ready for the beating of your life because you may see me as the goof, beer drinking, not caring about this business, nobody, but at the end of the night you will think different and Chaos wrestling will think of me differently because no one is going to stop me to gaining the Bedlam Title to show how loyal I am to this show.
Now while you are still hear I want to talk to Mrs. Lars. Mrs. Lars, why do you hate me, why don’t you like me? I mean I’m not mean to you and I wouldn’t let anyone harm you or Mr. Lars. I like the kids and the people that show there to support to this company, even if they hate me; I still support them because at least they notice me. Now I know you think I’m just some crazy drunk, well I’m not, I’m a business man and I only really party before the matches and after the matches and on the Friday and Saturday, because on Sunday I have to be ready for work and I’m responsible, so Mrs. Lars, if you could before, during, or after the show if you want to come join my party, but make sure it is not my turn to sing for karaoke, and interview me, so I can show you that I’m here for Chaos and you can tell me how I can please you, so that you can like me just like your husband and son, because I don’t know if you know this but your son is a really big party animal. Sorry Canden if I wasn’t suppose to say that.
Now if you can I need to finish this song and make sure I have everything set up for next week’s party.
*Mosh smirks*
Mosh Out
*Cameras walk out of the locker room as Chris Mosh restarts “Boyfriend” by Justin Bieber again*